Most of my poems are intended to be humorous. I've organized them by date written, and provided a little context.
Written sometime in 2022. Most of my stuff from my free verse era isn't very good, but I like this one. It was originally titled "Slow Even."
Written 13OCT2022. I wrote this when I was in an Aram Saroyan mood.
Written 13OCT2022. This is less a poem and more a shitpost.
Written 07SEP2023. This was an experiment in a long, slow, plodding meter.
Written 06OCT2023. I do not recall writing this. I emailed it to myself and found it again before I posted in here.
Written 20JUL2024. This was inspired by this Tumblr post.
Written 23JUL2024. One of the last shitposts I ever made before I deleted my Facebook was "I've decided to start littering." Now it's a villanelle.
Written 30JUL2024. Follow the link for the context.
Written sometime in JUL2024. This was inspired by a Tumblr post that's since been deleted about dreading sleep and the night.
Written 24AUG2024. This was inspired by my job.
Written 30AUG2024. This was inspired by my morning commute, which is harrowing.
Written 11OCT2024. This one isn't intended to be funny. It was inspired by my trip to Martha's Vineyard and this prompt from nosebleedclub on Tumblr.
Written 01JAN2025.
Written 17MAR2025.
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